Attitude

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself getting angry at me." - Ted Nugent

I tend to be multi-attitudinal, if that's even a word.  First and foremost, I'm a person with good intentions.  I may have a way of showing it that offends you, but I'll get over it.  I've been called a number of names that run the gamut from "Sweetie" to "Cold hearted bastard".  Ironically enough, sometimes it's been the same person to label me both of those.  If it would be possible to combine the personalities of Sam Kinison, Andrew "Dice" Clay, Ted Nugent and Rush Limbaugh, you would be in the general arena of my personality.  One day I may be making casual  observations about life and going off on a tangent.  The next day you may catch me in a foul mouthed mood and being chauvinistic.  Another day I may be talking about the joys of going to the gun range and expending some brass, and the next day I'll be Mr. Conservative and discussing politics using the attributes of the previous three people.  Try to pigeonhole me if you must, but be forewarned, it's a waste of time.

I like to tell it how it is.  If I think you're doing something stupid, I'll find some comparison.  If you're being a whiny little bitch, I'll let you know.  If you're going to attempt to break up your family, I'll have some choice words about that.  I could probably be a little less caustic in my conversation with you about the topic of your choosing....but why??  Why should I be expected to suppress  what I think, based on the fact that you may not like what I say?  My advice is to just hear what I have to say.  If you don't like it, then fine, but you have at least heard one person who won't coddle up to you or stroke your ego, or lack thereof.  Feel free to get mad, or have a hissy fit over my mere words, and feel free to tell me to stay out of your life.  I'll respect the fact that you're a pussy and you won't have to worry about me bothering you ever again.  On the other hand, if you're a stand up person, I'll let you know and you'll probably appreciate my standing up for you whenever some fuckass is talking shit about you.

Concerning you telling me what you think...go nuts!  Chances are that you're probably not going to offend me.  It takes a lot to offend me, so by all means, speak your mind.  I'm quite open-minded to other's views, but don't expect me to like them.  If I agree with you, then "yee-hawww", the world is a better place for the both of us.  If not, chances are that you're some sort of pinko, bedwetting, leftwing, tree hugging, bleeding heart, anti-gun, anti-capitalism, pro-choice, jobless, filthy hippy who wants to live the rest of your fruitless days on my tax dollars like a leech on a blood-filled host.

I hope that summed it up and you've learned a little bit.

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