This page would be best described as a cover sheet for the rest of the site. For now this will be in the format of those questionnaires that float around the net and end up in everybody's email Inbox. Eventually, I'll toss up more pictures of me, the house and all that.
Name: Patrick
Nickname: Wolfie or Megiloth
Nickname origin:
Wolfie - Does
this really need explanation?
Megiloth - Click here
City, State: Independence, MO
Age: 40
Height/Weight: 6' 1" / 220 lbs and losing
Eyes: Brown puppy dog eyes
Hair: Long brown hair with mature and gentlemanly grey highlights
Mom: Doris Riddle
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Dad: Don't really give a shit.
Marital Status: Married
Children: Stepson
Education: Graduated William Chrisman High School (1989)
Penn Valley, Maple Woods, Longview and Blue River Colleges (2000- 2003)
Military: United States Marine Corps (1989-1993)
House: 3 bedrooms (more like 2 ½), 1 bath, garage, full basement, and fenced in backyard.
Car: 2008 Acura TSX
Pets: 2 dogs, Bob & Booger. Click here to go to Bob's page.
Political Persuasion: Conservative Republican
Current Employment: Data Center / Computer Operations / AS/400 and UNIX
| Are you curious how I got my interest in computers? Too Bad!! Click here |
Salary: Not important. Actually it is important to ME, but you don't need to know. I do quite well, thank you very much.
Music: I listen to most everything. Death Metal, Classic Country, Jazz, Classical, Industrial, Ambient, Black Metal, Japanese Noise, Classic Rock, cheesy 80's Pop and Hair Metal, and practically anything involving parody. I don't listen to Rap, Ska, Boy Bands, Pop Country, or these new wannabe Rap/Hardcore whiteboys talking about how badass they supposedly are.
Favorite Bands: Death (R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner), Obituary, Slayer,
Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Testament, Crimson Thorn, Amon Amarth, Hypcrisy, Pink Floyd, Deicide,
Cradle of Filth, Napalm Death, Dragonlord, Believer, Judas Priest, KISS, Mortification (the death metal
years), Strapping Young Lad, Vengeance Rising (before Roger flipped out), Hank
Williams III, David
Allan Coe, The Crucified, Ted Nugent, King Diamond, Emperor, and Immortal.
Favorite Comedians: Jim Norton, Nick DiPaolo, Patrice O'Neal, Bob Saget, Sam Kinison, Andrew "Dice" Clay, and Richard Pryor.
Tattoos or Piercings: 7 tattoos and contemplating more. No piercings.
Computer System: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit, Intel Core i7 920 2.67 GHz, 8 GB RAM, 500 GB hard drive, 250 GB hard drive, (2) 1 TB Seagate hard drives for backups, LG GH22NS50 48x DVDRAM, Scientific Atlanta cable modem, NVIDIA GeForce 9500GT, Hewlett Packard w 22" monitor, Canon MX330 All-In-One printer, Dazzle DVC100, Compaq standard keyboard, MS Optical Mouse 4000, Dynex multi-card reader, Belkin 4-port USB hub, and 2 speaker setup with subwoofer, APC XS 1500 UPS.
Favorite Radio Show Hosts: Opie & Anthony (Sirius XM), and Rush Limbaugh.
Favorite Soft Drinks: Coke, Mountain Dew, and Fresca. I'm now doing the diet varieties when I can tolerate them.
Favorite Adult Beverages: Samuel Adams varieties (EXCLUDING Cherry, or Cranberry beers...what the fuck is that all about?!), Chimay Ale, Macallan 25 Year Old Scotch, Patron Silver Tequila, Hennessey Cognac, Crown Royal (I like the purple bag...hehe), Mike's Hard Lemonade and Smirnoff Ice.
Favorite Cancerous Habit: Recently quit smoking, but it was Marlboro Mediums the past few years. Before that it was Camels until they changed their blend.
How Many CD's: According to my database, I have 1433. Click here for a list.
How Many DVD's: According to my database, I have 575. Click here for a list.
How Many LaserDiscs: According to my database, I have 35. I used to have a lot more, but most of them I sold on Ebay and bought the DVD version. Click here for a list.
How Many VHS movies: Who still buys VHS movies?? Actually, I probably have over 100. Lots of horror flicks and kung-fu movies worthy of MST3K. They're all boxed up in the basement out of sight.
Favorite TV shows: Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Survivor, Ghosthunters, CSI, The Mentalist, South Park, Man Vs Food, Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Most Overrated TV shows: Seinfeld, Cheers, and Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Favorite TV Political Shows: Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, and The Five.
Most Overrated TV Political Show: Politically Incorrect (aka: 4 Liberals and a Conservative). I'm glad it got cancelled. Bill Maher isn't funny and he's hardly a Libertarian.
Favorite Movies: Phantasm, Fight Club, Lost Highway, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Clerks, Evil Dead 2, Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs
Favorite Directors: David Lynch, Sam Raimi, David Fincher, Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino
Pet Peeves: People who say they support the troops but don't support the war. People who drive the speed limit in the left lane. People who don't use turn signals. Bitchy non-smokers. Stores that have 20 checkout lanes and use 2. Cheapskates that insist on complaining to the grocery store checker that the sign for canned peas said 3 for $1 and NOT 40¢ each, have the manager called down for a price check, only to have the manager tell them the sale was on canned corn next to the canned peas, while all the time the checkout line is growing. The idea that abortion (aka: killing a baby) is a woman's "Right To Choose". Welfare recipients and people bugging you for change...Hey, get a fucking job!
People I Make Fun Of: Rednecks. People who think they're
vampires. Teenage goths and wiccans who think they're dark and spooky.
Renaissance Festival types. People who root for college sports team as if
they were pros. Techies who think UNIX or LINUX
is the next big operating system. Freemasons. People who play the
Lotto or live at casinos. People who still buy movies on VHS.
People who don't understand the concept of a "letterbox" movie. Union guys
on a picket line. People who want to be a <place career option here>, don't do anything about it,
and bitch about their situation. Comic book geeks. People who subscribe to AOL. People who
fill up their hard drive with .MP3's or movie files thinking they're sticking it
to the RIAA. People who take
martial arts a little too seriously. Pot heads who want to legalize dope
so they can make clothes, books and rope. And how can I forget...I can't
help but make fun of liberals. Sure, I can be friends with the
aforementioned, but I still think they're silly.
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