Dean
I
worked with this guy starting back in 1993 at
The Beast haunted house. JJ worked with him the prior year and warned me. It
seems his only hobby, besides smoking Camel Wides, is trying to piss off
Conservatives, Republicans, Dittoheads, etc. with intellectually devoid
political anecdotes. Aside from this obvious flaw, he's a cool guy. I haven't talked to him in
ages. Probably since the great Beast walkout of '97, so we may have to
get together and catch up on old times. He found this internationally acclaimed
website through one of my former friends, Dylan, so he knows all about that
silliness, and how that cocksmokin' chef owes me $50 from 2 years ago because
he's a sore loser Democrat.
Anyway...I
knew Dean was making the rounds in the stand-up comedy circuit, but he's doing
better than I thought. Opening for some biggies like Michael Winslow, Bobcat
Goldthwait, and Tommy Chong. He also said he may possibly be a guest geek on
Comedy Central's "Beat The Geeks". Dean's always fast on his feet when it comes
to insults, and funny bits of filthy humor, so I think he'll succeed in his
desire of being a professional comedian. Now if only he would stop
populating the earth with kids!!!
For better or for worse,
it looks like he's finally made a name for himself. He's come a long ways
since the days of pre-show repartee at the haunted house. Good for him.
And if you don't like it, well...OUT IN YOUR FUCKING EYE!!!
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