Shane & Massa

The infamous "Mad Buffalo" of Kansas City BBS fame.  Or as he is more affectionately known..."Monkey Boy".  I first met this chucklehead back in late 1988 when he was the drummer for a power metal band called Heirborne, of which JJ was the bass player.  After Heirborne disbanded, he continued on with their vocalist, Nyk, to form more of a death metal band called Possession.  After weird things happened with that band he played in a hardcore band called Steadfast.  Once again, things appear to be going well until one of the band members joined the Army.  But keeping in the tradition of good music, he got back with Nyk and they're presently working on a black metal project called Frost Like Ashes.  He's calmed down a bit since those early metal years, but now he's Mr. Family Man.  He's a corporate whore like myself, but he cut his hair because he was going bald in his 20's.  He loves Star Wars stuff and can do a great Chewbacca impression. 

Massa does...well, she really doesn't do a lot of anything except cause me grief when I call, but she does make a viciously lethal hot sauce.  She's one of the few females that actually understands my warped sense of humor and doesn't get offended when I tell her to get back in the kitchen and make me some pie.  She finds it funny when I call her a "yee-atch".  Maybe if she really presses the issue, I may admit some things (ie: open up), but she has this uncanny ability to tell what's going on in my life without me even having to say a word.  She always has something to yap about, whether you want to hear it or not. 

He and his wife Massa (no that's not her birth name) have been seeing each other for twelve years, and they've been married for five years.  They've had a variety of pets, including a hedgehog, a toad, dogs and cats.  Currently, I think they have one dog, two cats, a rat, and a child.  We all like to get together every now and then, go to movies, have some adult beverages, and talk about the days of yore.  Oh yeah, how could I forget...their dog is gay.  I took Bob over to their house last Thanksgiving, and their dog was trying to hump my dog.  That left quite an impression I'm sure.  I was wondering why I saw Bob sprinting around their backyard.

Shane's email:  apocalyptic74@yahoo.com
Massa's email:  marshmallowtiger@yahoo.com

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