SysAdmin Humor Click the sign to hear a common phrase used in the Data Center.

A little word of caution.  If you're computer illiterate, you may want to skip this section.  Not because it's offensive, but because you simply won't find it funny.  Quite honestly, unless you are a SysAdmin, DBA, or an Operator, this will only take time out of your life that you'll never get back.

The Disgruntled User (417 Kb .mpeg) -  If you work with this guy...RUN AWAY!!
New Menu  -  The menu we all need on our PC.
The Bastard Operator From Hell  -  The official archive
SysAdmin's "Yesterday"  -  To the tune of the Beatles song.
Know Your SysAdmin  -  What kind of SysAdmin are you?
I'm a SysAdmin and I'm OK  -  To the tune of the Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song".
Top 10 signs you're a SysAdmin  -  How many apply to you?
Politically Correct Unix  -  So nobody will be offended.
System Administration Support Fees  -  This should weed out the idiots.
Computer Operator Job Requirements  -  Please read before applying.
Top 100+ Things You Don't Want A SysAdmin to Say  -  Self explanatory
Funny Unix Commands  -  Try these on your console.
SysAdmin and Santa Claus  -  They're the same person!
I Am A Unix User  -  Parody of Labatt's "The Rant" commerical.
Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers  -  I couldn't resist.
National SysAdmin Day  -  Buy us stuff, you ungrateful bastards!
Computer Ads of Yesteryear  -  Here's some classic stuff!
Microsoft 1978  -  You may laugh, but he can buy your soul.
SysAdmin Resignation Letter  -  Going out with style!

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