to SysAdmin HumorI'm not hacker or a system administrator,
I don't pirate my software or pay for it.
I don't use Windows, MacOS or anything with a mouse.
I enjoy typing commands longer than my screen.
All my binaries are compiled for my system.
I use BASH, Perl and C and won't trust AppleScript or VB
to print on my dot matrix.
GNU is the most inexpensive part of computing.
It's pronounced LEE-nuchs, not LIE-nukes.
I can emulate any other OS.
I expect difference with every UN*X machine.
"This" is different from "this".
man is my helper.
vi is user-friendly.
And all my hardware is a file.
My name is root.
And I AM A UNIX USER!
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